Ash Ketchum

Ash Ketchum is Ketchup.

Ketchup is yummy, add ashes in your ketchup. Yum, yum, yum.

sponsored by Heinz and that one brand that sells ashes (not actually)

Facts
No matter how many leagues Ash fights in, he can never win. This is done to teach children that no matter how hard you try, you will never be the best, because you are just a kid, and greatness is reserved for everyone else but you.

Oh wait, Ash supposedly wins in the Aloha Region, but I have not got got there yet. What a piece of wish fulfillment.